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Above: The Zorro's House attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Zorro's house, lose yourself in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her backyard pond.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable growths, skimpy clothing, '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or romantic or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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