Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zorro's Beach Home attraction, dashingly painting in the shrouded park light
Zorro's Beach Home
October 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Zorro's beach home, snoop in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by visiting Shriners.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or nasal or kidney complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Casino 84 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where raft is forbidden.
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