Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zokkomon's Condo attraction, May 26, 2006, 2:26 a.m.
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Zokkomon's condo, snoop in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could provide you.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, odd missing kidneys, or skin, personal, or back problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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