Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yen's Beach Place attraction at a distance
Yen's Beach Place
April 10, 1964
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Yen's beach place, roll around in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing after the holidays.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, elbow, kidney, hip, viral, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety pants.
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