Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yale's House attraction, trickily waving in the fading candlelight
September 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Yale's house, see what's in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to beat something more exciting.
- Minimum height 48".
- Pregnant jesters will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young teenagers.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or skin or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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