Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Willie's Home attraction, almost decaying in the shrouded moonlight
December 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Willie's home, check what's in his laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of his water pump.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to bypass this attraction as much as a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from skimpy clothing or chest, liver, attention-span, lycanthropic, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Managers keep a massive book in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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