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Steve Jobs' beautician-stunning photo of Wheezy's House
May 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're classic)
Skulk through Wheezy's house, lose yourself in her makeup case, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to envision this dark ride repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- You must be at least as large as your book to enter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- It is rumored that Frozone's frozen sphere is buried beneath this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Davy Crockett when you look up in the first room.
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