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Hamm's diamond-smiling photo of Wheezy's Beach House
Wheezy's Beach House
June 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Creep through Wheezy's beach house, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her backyard pond.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
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