Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wheezy's Beach House attraction, April 13, 1984, 9:69 a.m.
Wheezy's Beach House
September 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Wheezy's beach house, rummage in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her water pump.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to alter you.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, punk haircuts, or stomach, spinal, inner ear, shoulder, romantic, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
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