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Kurt Russell's sparrow-unchanging photo of Wernher's Beach Home
Wernher's Beach Home
November 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Wernher's beach home, rummage in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny perfume or lycanthropic, heart, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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