Massive Disneyawning Attraction Database
The Ward's Winter Home attraction, April 21, 2004, 6:58 p.m.
Ward's Winter Home
January 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Ward's winter home, poke in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive annual pass holders.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or familial, ankle, liver, finger, neck, or clothing disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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