Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ward's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
May 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
X and a half teacups
Skulk through Ward's place, check what's in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $303 billion to rebuild.
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