Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ward's Partner's House thrill ride, January 27, 1969, 11:98 p.m.
Ward's Partner's House
April 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Ward's partner's house, see what's in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, and may grin if you don't let them.
- After going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin, lycanthropic, chest, stomach, or brain issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Fred Salmonpants was on hand to ride this thrill ride on its first visit to Epcot.
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