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Ward's House, a favorite attraction of Squanto
July 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Ward's house, poke in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less magical.
- This was one of the least famous "P ticket" attractions.
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