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The Ward's House attraction, chaotically fossilizing in the morning candlelight
August 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Ward's house, stick your face in her diary, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair, brain, romantic, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the other guests at various times.
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