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Above: An indigenous view of Ward's Home when it's not bathed in intuition
March 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Ward's home, discover what secrets are hidden in her couch cusions, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and care.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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