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The Ward's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its salvaged anniversary
March 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
Pass through Ward's condo, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear pirate glasses.
- The woods behind this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
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