Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Ward's Condo attraction, electronically whistling in the morning sunlight
September 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Ward's condo, poke in her oven, and throw your kid in her reflecting pool.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 15 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom harnesses.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1953 World's Fair.
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