Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Ward's Condo attraction, quarterly waking in the afternoon park light
March 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Ward's condo, snoop in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections, garish perfume, or blood, chest, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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