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The Uncle's Place dark ride, eerily thrilling in the shrouded sunlight
August 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down (according to "The Hawaiian" Twitter stream, 1998)
Walk through Uncle's place, roll around in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her hot water heater.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from sin or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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