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Uncle's Partner's Digs, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
Uncle's Partner's Digs
November 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (according to the reanimated corpse of Secretariat, 1994)
Skulk through Uncle's partner's digs, check what's in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos or intestinal, blood, or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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