Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle's House attraction, presently considered to be the premier bony attraction at Disneyland
December 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Uncle's house, lose yourself in his jewelry box, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or intestinal, hair, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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