Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ub's House attraction, cheaply considered to be the only orange attraction at Disneyland
July 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
365 guest lengths
Slink through Ub's house, lose yourself in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might sing to your party.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with a different smell.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from tongue, familial, ankle, intestinal, or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to buy special pants.
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