Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Tramp's House attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
June 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (from writer Lumière)
Skulk through Tramp's house, find out what's hidden in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from car sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or personal or viral disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and strollers within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- In 2007, this attraction was reworked to obliterate images that could be seen as sexist.
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