Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An automated view of Tony's Summer Digs when it's not bathed in tarps
Tony's Summer Digs
October 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Tony's summer digs, find out what's hidden in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial or chest issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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