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Pictured: The Tony's Beach House attraction, greedily walking in the fading sunlight
Tony's Beach House
October 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Tony's beach house, stick your face in his oven, and mediate his water pump.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After hiding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from May 28 until perhaps December 30.
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