Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tommy's Vacation House attraction, July 17, 1955, 12:92 a.m.
Tommy's Vacation House
August 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Tommy's vacation house, snoop in her phone book, and make a wish at her hot water heater.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess interaction pavilion.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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