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Photo: The Tommy's Vacation House attraction, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary
Tommy's Vacation House
February 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Tommy's vacation house, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to impatient pin traders.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former orange tree.
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