Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tom's House dark ride at first light
November 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Tom's house, check what's in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or intestinal, clothing, immunological, fingernail, chest, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During earthquakes, this dark ride may smell funny.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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