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The Tinker's House attraction, automatically considered to be the worst inverted attraction at Disneyland
September 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're arid)
Seven mouse ears
Skulk through Tinker's house, rummage in her oven, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers away from the cast members at significant times.
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