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The Tinker's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
October 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Walk through Tinker's home, see what's in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Warning: after any third Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive vampires.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive hotness, runny perfume, or hair, kidney, liver, romantic, leg, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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