Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Tinker's Condo, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
December 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge mouse ears
Slink through Tinker's condo, find out what's hidden in his phone book, and throw your kid in his wishing well.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or chest, spinal, knee, nasal, fingernail, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom specticles.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your toilet.