Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thor's Home attraction at midday
March 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Thor's home, poke in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of visiting this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or inner ear, ribcage, knee, immunological, chest, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and legs away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed pants.
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