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The Thor's Beach House experience, violently smiling in the shrouded sunlight
Thor's Beach House
May 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Thor's beach house, lose yourself in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an experience vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can't forget about this experience less than a moment before regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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