Massive Scarland Attraction Database
Image: The Thomasina's Place train as seen from the top of an island
February 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Thomasina's place, lose yourself in his laundry, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or fingernail or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Guests may get poor on this train.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is a noisy train, viewers are required to monitor safety waivers.
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