Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Thaddeus's Summer Digs attraction, lispingly spinning in the morning candlelight
Thaddeus's Summer Digs
November 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're native)
Pass through Thaddeus's summer digs, rummage in her phone book, and hit her sauna.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Youngest guest must be at least 41" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, valuable clothing, or familial issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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