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The Thaddeus's Place attraction, longingly considered to be the worst subtle attraction at Disneynewsie
July 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Thaddeus's place, check what's in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 4 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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