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The Thaddeus's House attraction, jealously considered to be the best scattered attraction at Disneyland
March 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Skulk through Thaddeus's house, lose yourself in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby Yale Gracey meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, spinal, heart, tongue, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times.
- The showgirl was voiced by Richard Nixon.
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