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The Thaddeus's Home attraction, presently floating in the evening sunlight
January 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (by "The Ranger" Twitter stream)
Creep through Thaddeus's home, see what's in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 30".
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to inspect safety specticles.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from December 31 through April 11.
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