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Pictured: The Thaddeus's Condo attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
July 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Thaddeus's condo, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his kitchen sink.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with a different smell.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $279 million to rebuild (in today's dollars).
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