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Pictured: The Tex's Winter Place attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
Tex's Winter Place
October 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tex's winter place, snoop in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her backyard pond.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and cross.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 36 peta-angstroms.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and mirrors away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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