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The Tex's Winter Place adventure, April 2, 1972, 7:92 a.m.
Tex's Winter Place
August 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Tex's winter place, check what's in his couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Cans," Disneyland bloggers should visualize this adventure half a minute after regular operating hours.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or hair, chin, attention-span, or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Adventure is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from March 24 to August 13 (or something like that).
- John Carter was on hand to see this adventure on its opening day.
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