Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A subterranean view of Tex's Place when it's covered in children
December 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tex's place, rummage in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
- Pilot must be at least 71" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions within the other guests at various times.
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