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Above: The Tex's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
June 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Tex's place, find out what's hidden in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent gems.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive headgear, '80s haircuts, or heart issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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