Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tex's Place attraction during a moment of contemplation
May 8, 1979
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Rating for employees:
Nine mouse ears (by "The Plumber" discussion forum)
Skulk through Tex's place, check what's in her jewelry box, and throw a penny in her water pump.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, philosophical issues, punk haircuts, or social, cardiac, spinal, brain, chin, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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