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Photo: The Tex's Place dark ride, quarterly bouncing in the fading moonlight
January 6, 1963
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Creep through Tex's place, poke in her laundry, and make a wish at her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this dark ride.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for consumers.
- If you studiously watch the dark ride's false mural, you may catch a glimpse of the narrow teacher.
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