Massive Hammland Attraction Database
The Tex's Partner's Home attraction during construction
Tex's Partner's Home
August 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Tex's partner's home, see what's in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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