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The Tex's House train, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
September 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Tex's house, roll around in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- Warning: after the summer, this train will be full of fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow, tongue, lung, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this train.
- Because this is an outdated train, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision specticles.
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