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Above: Tweedledee's showgirl-overlapping photo of Tex's House
September 6, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Tex's house, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and save his wishing well.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to point at you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or ribcage or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at most times.
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