Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's House attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tex's house, stick your face in his oven, and throw your kid in his reflecting pool.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lung, ankle, chin, attention-span, heart, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain pirate ceilings.
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