Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tex's Home attraction during refurbishment
June 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six teacups (according to "The Crown" gossip column)
Skulk through Tex's home, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his wishing well.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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