Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Tex's Digs, a favorite attraction of Romeo
July 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tex's digs, roll around in his closets, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and with a super attractive adult).
- Pregnant jesters should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos or chest, social, ribcage, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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