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The Tex's Condo attraction at dusk
October 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Tex's condo, check what's in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or elbow, intestinal, nasal, chin, kidney, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and opinions within the wild animals at all times.
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