Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Tex's Condo dark ride, February 7, 1962, 1:35 p.m.
February 16, 1994
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Walk through Tex's condo, stick your face in his couch cusions, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, guests are required to wear precision specticles.
- Brigham Young had a secret suite planned for the space next to this dark ride.
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