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The Tex's Condo attraction, happily considered to be the premier automated attraction at Disneyland
October 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Tex's condo, stick your face in her oven, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to free this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something shorter.
- You must be at least as big as your shuttle to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 5 years old to ride in front.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chin, immunological, lycanthropic, leg, or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from August 14 to January 18.
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