Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An elite view of Tex's Condo when it's not inundated in tarps
May 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Tex's condo, lose yourself in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
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