Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: Tex's Condo, a favorite attraction of Benji
November 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Tex's condo, snoop in her diary, and mention her water pump.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no torches used in this attraction.
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