Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Tarzan's Place attraction, mightily suing in the morning park light
December 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Tarzan's place, check what's in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If traveling with a small group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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