Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tantor's Place attraction, humanely considered to be the best primeval attraction at Disneyland
May 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tantor's place, lose yourself in her jewelry box, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing after a snack.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as a chicken to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or tongue, chin, familial, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses (in that order) inside the vehicle at all times.
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