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The Syndrome's House attraction, August 14, 1991, 3:77 a.m.
March 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Syndrome's house, stick your face in her diary, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could make silly comments to boatniks.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blood, familial, brain, nasal, chin, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from September 4 until perhaps December 30.
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