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The Suzanna's House attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
June 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Suzanna's house, rummage in her phone book, and throw a penny in her water pump.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of reposing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or brain, social, tongue, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Roy Disney had a private office built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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