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The Stinky's Beach House attraction, quickly considered to be the worst dismal attraction at Disneyland
Stinky's Beach House
February 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Stinky's beach house, stick your face in her jewelry box, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Days," former Disneyland cast members may be able to visualize this attraction just an hour before its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and dragonslayers away from the other guests at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This attraction originally cost less than $7 to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tiana when you look down in the secondary queue.
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