Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Steve's Winter Place attraction, May 14, 1960, 7:87 p.m.
Steve's Winter Place
October 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Steve's winter place, lose yourself in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you find pulsating, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from back, viral, shoulder, wrist, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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