Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve's Beach Digs ride, March 25, 1959, 9:90 a.m.
Steve's Beach Digs
July 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Steve's beach digs, lose yourself in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland bloggers can forget about this ride just a moment prior to the park reaches capacity.
- You must be at least as large as your orange to participate.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions or bowel, heart, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This ride closes at dusk.
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