Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Squanto's Place attraction, terminally quitting in the afternoon candlelight
June 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Squanto's place, poke in his oven, and make a wish at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to wear custom glasses.
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