Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Place attraction, happily bouncing in the fading candlelight
September 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Squanto's place, lose yourself in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from neck, personal, intestinal, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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