Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Squanto's Place attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best gold attraction at Disneyland
January 15, 1995
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Pass through Squanto's place, discover what secrets are hidden in his diary, and make a wish at his wishing well.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, or hip, chest, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Walt Disney had a private home hidden behind a secret door in this attraction.
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